Pecan Pie and Coffee

Having a bad day? I would be too if I hear that stupid fucking Daniel Powter song 75 times on the way to work today. There is a little known remedy for the blues that big drug companies don't want you to know about. Do yourself a favor and before you read anymore of this, go to your local grocery store and pick up some folger's medium roast coffee and a frozen pecan pie. Whenever something isn't going right in your life or you hear that song one too many times in an hour, fire up the coffee pot and pop in the pie. There is nothing in this world quite like a handsome piece of pecan pie and tall mug o' joe to settle any worries you might be having. Its better than valium. Trust me.

I am going to use this blog as means to end. The end being: saying funny shit to people who wanna hear some funny shit while maybe making some good points . Plus it will keep my buddies up to date on my experience down here in Mexico. I plan on doing a lot of my postings while on the john. I am not doing this as a gimmick or for shock value, I just think a lot while i am on the shitter. As a matter of fact, I do my best philosophizing while i am getting the prairie dog out of his hole. Isn't mobile technology wonderful? I promise to wash my hands and turn on the fan.



Shit, i am out of toilet paper.